This tale does contain some slash and other fairly sick activities, plus the butchering of several stories and musicals, so if you don’t want to read any of that, or are of delicate sensibilities, go away now, ‘cos we don’t want to hear your complaints.
AND DON'T FORGET TO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!
Helen is the nutcase of the two of us, but she is also the only person capable of keeping me sane and stopping me doing some serious damage to the teaching profession.
I’m supposedly the calmer of the two of us, though I have my moments. I am studying Physics, Maths and Computing A-levels, along with the completely pointless Film Studies AS. Unlike Helen I am anchored on earth, and plan to become an engineer.
That’s basically the madness that is the two of us. Our friend Kate also sometimes joins in, so I should say that she is definately the weirdest of the three of us. *Pervy Hobbit fancier* But as she is off to America hopefully to study, you won't be hearing much of her
Contact Us!
If all you want to do is bitch or whine then you can go away, we don’t want to hear it, but if you have some suggestions or something nice to say about our work, then please, feel free to drop us a line at either of the addresses below.
E-mail Addresses
To contact the designer Beth
Or the resident nutter Helen
Who are we?
To see horrible pictures of the two of use go to the picture page, but here is a bit about us.
When she isn’t preserving my sanity, preventing mass murder or studying English, Drama and Psycology for her A-levels, she can be found drooling over her large collection of Orlando Bloom pics, yep, she is our Legolas lover! She also loves all things Star Trek, and most things Stargate SG-1.
She also is a massive rugby fan, and plays for our local girls team. Her main aim in life is to become an actress.
I’m a roleplayer, I just have to admit this, and if you go the links page you can find the group that I belong to! I am also a massive Sci-fi and fantasy fan, and that is the main reason that this piece of insanity came to light.
Our main arguments stem from the fact that, although I can see his appeal, I don’t think Orlando Bloom is that cute, but I have a VERY strange obsession with Sean Bean!